6 ELS AVENUE

eugh, fml.

I am so pissed off tonight. It started off crap, then got really good and then got the worst. Today was going on fine, and my friend was meant to be sleeping round, but then she couldn't 'cause her dad wouldn't let her or whatever? So I was then bored, but my other friends invited me to the park. I was already pissed because my mum and dad had a party and I was drinking. So I went to the park and had a really good time with this really fit guy. Then my mum called me at 10 to tell me to come in. And I didn't want to so I was getting propper pissed off, then my mum wouldn't let some of my friends sleep round. So because I was allowed 1 person, but not the rest. So no-one slept.

But now I'm just depressed because I watched Avatar and the song at the end makes me cry. Now I'm watching the eurovision song contest with this amazingly pretty singer, and she's actually imense at singing. She's representing AZERBAIJAN? erm, I'm not going to try to pronounce that, even in my head. Ok, change my mind, she may be a good singer, but she's ugly. And this songs shit. 'drip drop' erm, nice one? I wont be voting for azerbiajan. i'm watching it on record anyway, so the winner's already been announced. I'm just going to commentate on whats happening.
Ok, spains coming on now. Some really wierd looking guy, got an afro. But he's white. Singing in spanish. With four characters behind him. What the - ? There's a ballerina, clown, soldier, and mime. Omg, that mime's so scary. OK, now osme random stage man has come onto stage and started dancing? OMFG! AHAHA! SECURITY! LOL! that's funny shit! The songs called Something Tiny. (but in spanish) the best thing about that performance was the random guy running on.
Next is Norway. There's quite a fit guy singing this. The song is called My heart is Yours. Sounds like shit. He belongs on westlife. I will write a letter to westlife or Take That saying they should have this new guy in their band. He's got really droopy eyes. They're well wierd. Sounds like a mix of 'we are sailing' and the american nationa anthem. He wont win. I think Norway won last year? Yeah, with 'im in love with a fairytale' That was a good song by Alexandra Rybak.
Now, Moldova. This has got a fidler. ;) HAHA! Ok this girl looks like a mix of Lady Gaga and La Roux. She has lady gaga's fashion sence, but La Roux hair and make up. And it looks like the La Gaga lady has a twin brother. Who can sing a lot better than her, and looks like robbie williams with bleach blonde hair and JLS clothes. Nice combo? He's got a very sexy singing voice. They have the same hairstyle. Appart from she's got a quif and his is spikey.
Cyprus now, I dont even know where cyprus is? LOL! behind the scenes camera showed the singer with his shirt off and it said I ♥ YOU MUM! well, mom. But still, same meainging. He's got a nice voice:) Sounds like... Dunno. But he's got a really fit face, alrightish hair, crap dress sence. Ah, he just smiled and bit his bottom lip:O that is hot. HE SOUNDS LIKE ZAC EFRON! thats it:)
OK, the singer for Bosnia & Herzegovina is well ugly, crap dress sence and has a name like Vailcoahekajn. Ok, Vukasin. Like it matters? This is quite a rocky song. Pretty cool. 'thunder and lightning' How, his guitar solo's making me jizz. LIP PIERCING FTW! thats sexy. He's like 30. But still, ROCK SONG+GUITAR SOLO+LIP PIERCING=SEX FTW! nom. he's ugly though. So ugly it overtakes all the rock song and guitar solo and lip.
Just 2 hours and 49 minutes to go. If you're still reading this blog. Your imense. Or wierd. Or obsessed.
Belguim. ahh, chocolate;) hello mr ugly. belguims song is really good. even though the singer has a bigger arse than Mr Stanford's. Why do none of these countries have accents when they sing? They all just sound american. Then when they shout out to the audience they sound so foreign. wierd. 'me and my guitar' <-- song:)
Serbia. Omg, this guy actually is the most woman looking guy in the world. its like a girl with no tits. Seriously. Whatta freak. PAHAHA! FUCK ME?! he sounds like he from little town in home country. (imagine that in a wierd foreign accent) Just when i thought people didn't show their accents when they sang. This guy proved me wrong. No wonder serbia havn't qualified since the 1980's. Lol at Graham Nortan commentating, 'That song wasn't longer than all the rest, it just seemed like it. you can count my vote out' LOL! Now some womans commentating and Graham's just talking over her taking the piss. lmao.
Now butterflies by Belarus. I think i've just been blinded by these 3 girls skirts. :o that guy is FIT! omg, and he can sing! omg, he's got really dark brown swishy hair and he's in a poorly fitted tux. He's the main singer. Actually, meh, he's not that fit. This other really ugly guy's got a really good voice. These three girls look so fat in those dresses. you can tell they're not though because they've got really boney arms and faces. NO WONDER IT MAKES THEM LOOK FAT! FUCKING WINGS JUST POPPED OUT FROM THEM! THEY'RE BUTTERLIES! they're like those butterfly barbies that when you push the button their wings POP out. Graham Nortan: 'wheres the bug spray?' ahaha. good one(Y)
IRELAND! WOOOP! sexy irish accents. Ireland won last time their singer sang for them. Woah, I fucking wonder why. She's amazing. She looks well tall. But she doesn't seem like she's meant to look taht tall. She looks like she's meant to be about 5ft. But she's like 7. She's on stilts;) bet you anything;) The girls who are playing the flutes are wearing really nice dresses.
Greece now. With someone who looks like Stavros Flatley. He's singing OPAH! How typical. woah, this dancers fit! he's wearing a sleevless hoodie, with it half done up so his six packs still visible, with the hood up. And got a big sleeve on his left arm.(tattoo) he looks like a pirate. nom. These discriptions of the songs are getting even shorter and shorter. Guess i'm getting more and more tired. ITs like 10 past 2 in the morning.
ENGLAND! ENGLAND! ENGLAND! DONT DISAPOINT! shit, this guys quite yum! woop! omg, i hope they're really good. He can sing. He looks like Mr George, but with a different nose. This singers got a massive nose. The background singers can't sing. Great, England are shit. If this was any other country, I'd be cussing them off so badly. But being as its my country. I bet if this was a worldly song contest 9 times out of 10 america would win. England were shit. they couldn't even sing.
Georgia is singing now. Like, the country. The two dancers are both really pretty boys, and they're wearing eye liner. sexy? She's well good at singing. She's got that rock singer voice, singin a really soft song. It sounds really good. She just sdid some massive groan like she's sexually frustrated. ha. they lifted her up and dropped her. but you couldn't see it very well. paha.
omg, i never knew that Turkey was in europe?! omg, its well emo! ah, i love it. This guys rapping! But he's in a propper band, with like drums and all that shit. And llike, they've al got black and leather and red on. They've got like heavy tattoo's and make up. Then they're called mango. ¬.¬ fail of a name. SHIT! THE ROBOT STATUES MOVING! ITS A PERSON! ahaha. oh, manga. not mango. By the way, my internets down. So I'm watching this and writing into a word document, and will be then saving it. And putting it onto my Blog. Eugh, this is too much effort to write. I'm going to stop it. Then continue tomorrow. Lol, this blog has taken up 2 and half A4 pages already. And I’m not even a 5th of a way through! LMAO!
peace.love.happiness
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5 ELS AVENUE

bitches, bitches, bitches.

for more infomation. please visit http://www.formspring.me/ellieebroth .
you will then be able to see how bitchy shoeburyness high school is. and how some people are nice enough to defend people who they dont even know. out of the goodness of their hearts. Go's to show how unbelievable the world is, and that for every bitch. There's at least 20 people that will stand up for you, to then silence those people and prove them wrong.
peace.love.happiness
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4 ELS AVENUE

S'uppp

School today was a challenge. I got to form to find out my year manager was in, so I turned around and ran out. I wasn't in the mood for her to tell me to take my make up off. So I just made up some excuse about seeing my CPPL. Then I had to get through first lesson, French. Je déteste les Français. Especially with my bitch of a teacher. Speaking of bitchy teachers, I forgot to write a statement about my science teacher. Oh well, I will complain about her next time she calls us brain damaged flea's. So back onto my school day. French sucked, but I did have an assessment which I kinda enjoyed, weirdly enough, because I found it really easy and will be very surprised if I get under 80%. Second lesson was crap to, I can't even remember what lesson I had. But I know it was crap. Okay, that's really freaked me out, I cannot remember what lesson I had second. I've been thinking about this for about 2 minutes now. Anyway, third lesson was the worst, I had Art. And, although I love art, I hate our teacher, and the idiots in my class. They always piss about and get our teacher in a bad mood. So we have to sit and write essays. I got halfway through our stupid project. I have to draw a humans upper body, with a fish's face? How stupid? So I just decided to do a clock instead. Even though I haven't finished colouring the body. Then I had to walk home on my own because the person I walk home with has bloody athletics. Gah, I hate school. Specially atm, but I'm not going to go into that.

I have this weird obsession with writing in foreign languages atm. How bazaar? I can't actually speak any language apart from a bit of French. But hey, that's what the Google Translate bar is for, right? I'm also seeing things. Yesterday, when I came out the bathroom, I saw a man in a white and green stripey t-shirt walk down the hallway in the corner of my eye. But when I turned into the kitchen, my mum, brother and dad were all there. And a second ago I saw a black figure on the floor which turned out to be a speaker with pillow infront. But I thought it looked like a black panther. And at night when I see things in my room, I picture them coming to life and killing me. It propper freaks me out but I love to scare myself. I put my leg out the bed so I feel unsafe and unprotected. I hate the feeling, but love it at the same time. Hmm, maybe I'm menatally disturbed?
Well I think thats enough for one blog.
peace.love.happiness
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3 ELS AVENUE

I saw this photo, and automatically wanted to draw it.

I do love the Eifle Tower, but I think it could be too much detail?

I will try another day, maybe.

peace.love.happiness

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2 ELS AVENUE

Bonjour,

I have just finished designing my profile. It took me about an hour. It was rather confusing, but I got there in the end. I've tried to make everything look the same. With not to many colours, I would hate it if my profile was full of all different colours that don't match. It would just look tacky.

I'm watching Junior Apprentice atm. I don't think Lord Sugar should've accepted the title, 'lord'. Sir Alan Sugar. Lord Sugar sounds like a 1980's bubblegum that was so sweet it sent a shiver down your spine. Some of the 'teenagers' on this program look older than the people fromt he normal Apprentice. One of them has a beard. But its like, really short in some places. It's like he's meant to have a goaty but let it grown out. Like my DT teacher. Ah, I hate my DT teacher. He's a bald ginger dick. We didn't normally have him. I miss my old DT teacher. He was amazing. Well, I'm sure you'd love to hear more about my ginger DT teacher.

On the subject of teachers. A third of my science class have decided to complain about our teacher. That'll teach her for calling us brain damaged. She's actually pathetic. I'm not going to go onto a rant about that now. Cannot be bothered to do any more blogging.
peace.love.happiness.
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1 ELS AVENUE

Ciao.

Being as this is my first blog, I suppose I should share a bit about myself. My names Ellie, call me ELS. Teachers call me Eleanor, but only when they read the register.
I'm a teenager with a normal life.
Not much more you need to know unless you're a psycho who wants to stalk me.

So, because I don't blog, I truelly have no idea what to blog about. I have lots of stuff to write about, but it would be strange that if on my first blog I went on a rant about a load of stuff. I will most likely to write only three or four blogs, then forget about blogger. Which I don't want to happen, but who knows. Anything can happen, right?

Well, on the subject of blogs. I feel as if this one should be ending right about now.
peace.love.happiness.
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