Tuesday, June 1

7 ELS AVENUE

little monster.

ok, so I didn't blog yesterday because I went to see LADY FUCKING GAGA?! Oh my god. It was by far the best night of my life! She is serioulsy amazing live. She is so down to earth and funny. She's imensly tallented, she climbed onto the piano and started playing it with her heels. She did such random stuff and talked about such random stuff. When she was doing an acoustic of Speachless, she stopped halfway through and started talking about what she heard on the radio. she was like, 'so this morning I was listening to the radio. and i heard that im doing another tour in november. which i didnt know about. so i guess im coming back' she was really funny. then she started shouting to the audience 'ARN'T YOU ALL SICK OF ME?!' everyone was like NOOO! then she got out some massive torch and was like 'its not fair. you all get to look at me but i dont get to look at you' then she started to look at everyone in the audience with her torch. she was like, 'oh my gosh, your all so pretty. i love your wig. your make ups cute' because everyone wore gaga wigs and did lightning bolts on their face like in poker face.
she had this whole theme going on of her trying to get to the monster ball. she kept calling us little monsters. it was amazing. it started with her friends like in a car. which was really a piano. and the car broke down. and they were like 'wheres gaga?' so when lady gaga came. they sang some songs or whatever. then got the subway but got off at the wrong stop. then sang some more. and ended up at what they thought was the monster ball. but it was just some monster, but gaga was deserted by her friends. the monster almost killed her. but the audience saved her by clapping and screaming. some how? then like, she finally got to the monster ball where she finished the show.
it went so quickly i can barely remember what happened. but like, she was so energetic and funny. she was also telling us about why she wrote these songs and one of them she said she wrote about her dad. and then she said it also described her ex boyfriends. and she said that it was because her dad used to drink jack daniels. and then she said all her boyfriends used to drink jack daniels. then she went, 'oh shit. i drink jack daniels'
it was really funny:)
i bought a really cool tshirt which i'm wearing now:) it has her on it in black and white and in gold writing it says, 'I'M A FREE BITCH' its so nice. she said that the monster ball was all about being free and that the freaks were outside the arena and that she has locked the door and thrown away the 'fucking key'
also, she introduced one of her dancers. and she said that he really likes american girls. and then she went, ' and you know what he likes even more than american girls? american boys' and all the gay guys went CRAZY. there was so many gays there it was wierd. funny shit. so yeah, it was absolutely amazing. and i would deffinatley go to see her again. without a doubt. and i'd pay up to 200 quid. she was indescribably imense.
peace.love.happiness

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